My cynical view of the week, ending May 3, 2008

Girl A is friends with Guys C, D, and E. Girl B befriends Girl A. Girl B has past relationships with Guys D and E and claims confusion over Guy E but also claims to have no interest other than compassionate friendship for Guy E. Girl A, in a fit of gossipy self-loathing, relates confidential information about Guys D and E, information which Girl B then uses to garner one more night with Guy E. Moral: We are all guided by our particular psychoses and rationalize every other choice we make in service to our guiding psychoses.